Jeez. Need to learn to not neglect dA.

Random rundown of the past few weeks in no particular order…

Kellie
*Best friend
*Movie buddy
*Cooking partner
*Good at being amazing
*Good for kicking your cat in the head
*Good for sensing every baby in a five mile radius
*Good for making you think you ran over her foot
*She’s the Paula Abdul to my Janet Jackson
*In short - she’s freaking awesome.

Mummers Party was righteous.
Theater games, sexist jokes, racist jokes, and dead baby jokes. All innocent fun. Until Rhiannon pulls out her boobs and Jeni nipple slaps Cutter.
Walks to Hastings after amazing parties FTW.

Warning: Random Inside Jokes Follow….

-I’m over here pissing my pants and you want to have sex?

-SON OF A MAN EATING WHORE!

-I will not bitch if she wants a milkshake.

-YOU’RE DRIVING A CAR!

-TK: the gift that keeps on giving.

- EIGHTEEN IS A SEVEN LETTER WORD.

-Don’t you have bells to go ring, Quasi?

-YOUR CAR IS BLACK!
-STFU IT’S NAVY!

-It should also shoot fire out of it’s eyes. Just a suggestion.

-OMG IT’S AQUARIUS!!!!!

-I just almost freaking choked to death on anal chocolate!

-WE’RE NOT ALL ATHLETICALLY GIFTED! MY FAT MOTHER CURSED ME WITH HER GENETICS!

-WTF is a fanny?

-LOOK AT MY CONDOM!

-You obviously want to get shot.

-LIKE A BOSS!

-Give me tacos! You have to, I have an aneurysm.

-I JUST GOT JUMPED BY A NINJA.

-You’re not invited to my party. You’re going to miss the unicorn cake, the unicorn piñata, and the unicorn.

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The bastards at the other lunch table can suck my kcid.

I freaking love Theater.

I got a cat. She is adorable. We named her Lucy. I got her on Lucy’s birthday!
(I swear you‘ll get a present eventually! I love you Lucy )

Dude….movies rule.
(Even when they suck you can laugh at them )

It’s hysterical when people drop bowling balls in the classroom above you.

My math teacher is made of win.

My math class save for a few is made of idiots and whores.

We’re so bizarre.

Astronomy makes me proud to look at the sky.

We scream colors at each other in French.

Randomness is fuel for life.

I congratulate you if you’ve read this far and your eyes aren’t bleeding.

New Stuff Soon Hopefully